Cross Examined

What is in this box?
Clothes

What is in that box?
Clothes

What is in those boxes?
-gulp- clothes

And this box?
Okay, OKAY! All the boxes are filled to the brink of explosion with clothes!
WAIT! Not this one! This box is filled with shoes. -smile-

Why do you have so many clothes?
I can't through any of them any.

These still have price tags on them.
I'm a compulsive buyer and I love shopping.

How can you afford this?
I can't.

Do you believe you have a problem?
long pause



No.